Review of hilarious sex toy reviews on Amazon warning men they will need to wear 'riot equipment'

Hilarious sex toy review on the Amazon warns men they'll need to wear 'riot gear'

A man who purchased a £25.99 Luvkis sex toy on the Amazon left an hilarious review online, writing that it had been so successful his girlfriend feared she may have 'killed him'
Online shopping can be a lottery of luck as you are left relying on the reviews of strangers to be your guide.
One man who saw it as his duty to inform others of the success of his purchase has left shoppers in stitches with his hilarious five star review posted on the Amazon.
The buyer, known as Jay, ordered a £25.99 sex toy online and admits he 'didn't have high hopes for this due to the price, and expected it to be pretty weak, but tried it nonetheless'.
Boy, was he wrong.
In a review titled 'Buy if you want an exorcism', Jay writes that he put his doubts to one side and bought the toy for his girlfriend.
He describes fairly explicitly how they used the 'Luvkis', which we won't go into as it's far too early in the day, but says that once they figured it all out it was 'go time'.


However, the toy was so successful Jay doesn't remember what came after.
"Her legs kicked out, hit my jaw, I went flying and landed on the radiator. She thought she had killed me," he wrote.
"All in all, after a few paracetamol, a frozen bag of peas on my jaw, it's a good toy.

"If you are going to use it with your partner, I suggest you wear some form of riot gear to protect you from any physical damage that may occur.
"Yours truly, a damaged boyfriend."
After being shared on Twitter with the caption 'Review on Amazon give me life', it racked up hundreds of likes.
"If riot gear is a 'frequently bought with' item, we know why," wrote one.
Another replied: "I'm confused - is this is safe to use or not?"
A third said: "Omg that's brilliant. I'm off to order one now."
via Mirror
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